I thought about this as I was waving around some weights
this morning in the gym. My car sits in the driveway in desperate need of a polish, and there I was
performing the same action to no practical outcome. I go to a spin cycle class and then drive to
the grocery store. I walk to school for
exercise, and then take the elevator 3 floors. Need I go on?
The absurdity continues on a more detailed level. For example, take the electric beater for
eggs. Karate kid replacement: a wire whisk. I’ve found that if you put the eggs in a cup
that is just the right diameter as the whisk, you can just swirl it by putting
your hands together around the handle and rubbing your hands back and
forth. The eggs whip up in no
time, this is a great exercise for abs
and upper arms – AND – you are mastering the skills needed to start a fire
using the friction method , should the need arise ( See Tom
Brown’s Field Guide to Survival). It
seems that using an egg beater is a waste of “electrical” power over the option
of “muscle” power.
It happens in a bigger system loop as well. We use a leaf blower to get the fall leaves off
our yards and onto the street, sometimes
even with the extra effort of bagging them, so that the city trucks can pick them up,
transport them to a central location, unbag them, and set up a compost. In the spring, you drive to a store – or the
city dump, buy compost and bring it right back to your yard. Oh – and you’ve been to the gym in the
meantime to work off that extra helping of turkey dressing. How about the good ole-fashioned and quiet rake and compost pile (I’m tellin’
ya – worms work great). Presto voila – you are more fit –and you have your own
home-made garden soil. Saves on gas,
pollution, equipment, noise...
And the newest toy for kids this season? Play toys on iPads. Yup that is right. About one in three Americans kids are considered overweight or obese. So now they can play HotWheels on their iPads. I remember playing HotWheels with my brother when I was a kid. We had a track which threaded through furniture over two rooms. We would scoot the cars along, climb up and down over chairs. And now - well the kids can start working on an early case of carpal tunnel. Mind you - I admire the technology - just not the unintended consequences.
And the newest toy for kids this season? Play toys on iPads. Yup that is right. About one in three Americans kids are considered overweight or obese. So now they can play HotWheels on their iPads. I remember playing HotWheels with my brother when I was a kid. We had a track which threaded through furniture over two rooms. We would scoot the cars along, climb up and down over chairs. And now - well the kids can start working on an early case of carpal tunnel. Mind you - I admire the technology - just not the unintended consequences.
So that is enough pontificating for one day. Now – about that car…. Wipe on, Wipe off.











